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School Assignment Using Pizza as Metaphor for Sexual Pleasure Preferences Outrages Parents

East coast parents are outraged by a school assignment using pizza toppings as metaphors for various sexual acts, including oral sex, kissing, and other acts of pleasure.

“We can use pizza as a metaphor for sex!” begins the assignment. “When you order pizza with your friends, everyone checks in about each other’s preferences, right?”

It goes on to say, “Now that you know the metaphor for sex, let’s explore your preferences! The assignment likens cheese to kissing and olive topping to oral sex as examples to help students complete the task of listing their own sexual metaphors based on pizza toppings and their ingredients.”

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